Half Ass Adventures – Coming Soon

Half Ass Adventures offers several different adventure packages. Come get pampered and let their donkeys schlep all the heavy stuff while you have all the fun, enjoy a gourmet meal and taste some local wine.

They also provide several different types of unique events. Propose to your fiance under a beautiful sunset, with a donkey as a ring-bearer. Have the donkeys at your wedding, either as beertenders, or as chaperones. Liven up your party by bringing in a donkey beertender to walk around the grounds and provide beverages. Or, join one of our periodic ultra-winery tour events, and glamp overnight on their grounds while we pamper you with a gourmet meal after the winemaker gives you a tour of the winery.

Additionally, you can work with their team to customize any event as you desire!